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KENYA POLITICS
This we know about Government parrot Alfred Mutua: He addresses the media live every Thursday at 3pm. It could be at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre or upcountry. Advertiser’s announcements on kujivunia kuwa mkenya are also his forte. He also has a penchant for calibrating roads when the pull of aesthetics gets the better of him. These he gets away with. But arresting road contractors must be a new docket.
But he hadn’t reckoned with the son of Omogusii.
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It has been said that the get-rich-quick pyramids that have mushroomed all over the country are poisoned chalices. They entice, embrace, engulf and then kill. Why would anybody who has been to school, including university and back, be cannon fodder for cheap cons?
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If you have been in denial about the extent of sodomy and lesbianism in the country, stand up and listen. Homosexuals have just held a conference in Mombasa which they camouflaged as a scientific workshop. They hid but they could not run: Men with handbags, lipstick, earrings, chemical-treated hair and feminine voices. Boys behaved like women, poured tea and addressed one another as ‘honey’. But may be the workshop was scientific, stakeholding on the art and science of their trade and craft!
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The Comesa summit has ended with weighty matters discussed over Customs, business and trade. But what may have passed unnoticed was the presence of a handsome Head of State, King Mswati of Swaziland. He has a penchant for virgins and acquires one as a new bride each year. He has 13 and still counting. Fortunately or unfortunately, it’s a Swazi tradition and Kenyan parents whose daughters have known no man needed not worry becoming the 14th inlaws to royalty.
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And finally...
Cameroon! The jinxed Cameroon! If you thought failing to trace the KQ plane that crashed in the backwater West African country was a big deal, ask the South Africans. A six-seater aircraft crashed in the jungle of death that’s Cameroon three months ago and had not been traced until a hunter happened on it. Just erase it from the aviation map of the world and flying will be the safer for it!
This we know about Government parrot Alfred Mutua: He addresses the media live every Thursday at 3pm. It could be at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre or upcountry. Advertiser’s announcements on kujivunia kuwa mkenya are also his forte. He also has a penchant for calibrating roads when the pull of aesthetics gets the better of him. These he gets away with. But arresting road contractors must be a new docket.
But he hadn’t reckoned with the son of Omogusii.****
It has been said that the get-rich-quick pyramids that have mushroomed all over the country are poisoned chalices. They entice, embrace, engulf and then kill. Why would anybody who has been to school, including university and back, be cannon fodder for cheap cons?
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If you have been in denial about the extent of sodomy and lesbianism in the country, stand up and listen. Homosexuals have just held a conference in Mombasa which they camouflaged as a scientific workshop. They hid but they could not run: Men with handbags, lipstick, earrings, chemical-treated hair and feminine voices. Boys behaved like women, poured tea and addressed one another as ‘honey’. But may be the workshop was scientific, stakeholding on the art and science of their trade and craft!
****
The Comesa summit has ended with weighty matters discussed over Customs, business and trade. But what may have passed unnoticed was the presence of a handsome Head of State, King Mswati of Swaziland. He has a penchant for virgins and acquires one as a new bride each year. He has 13 and still counting. Fortunately or unfortunately, it’s a Swazi tradition and Kenyan parents whose daughters have known no man needed not worry becoming the 14th inlaws to royalty.
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And finally...
Cameroon! The jinxed Cameroon! If you thought failing to trace the KQ plane that crashed in the backwater West African country was a big deal, ask the South Africans. A six-seater aircraft crashed in the jungle of death that’s Cameroon three months ago and had not been traced until a hunter happened on it. Just erase it from the aviation map of the world and flying will be the safer for it!
